7. The Hottie & The Nottie (2008)
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The Hottie & the Nottie contains several comedic sequences that are about as funny as the anal rape scene in The War Zone. It's as if the filmmakers scoured the worst of recent comedies and stole the most lackluster scenes. A pair of women sitting close to me laughed frequently during the movie, but it was immediately clear they were laughing at it not with it. Paris' philosophical ruminations got the loudest chuckles.
Eventually, the movie stumbles to its embarrassing and predictable conclusion with a stab at a Jerry Maguire-like line that we'll remember for about two seconds after the end credits have rolled. The problem is, as expected as the last scene is, the movie doesn't earn it. It has a confused trajectory, never bothers to develop anything between the two true lovers until it's too late, then has to rush everything through. It's a little amazing that a movie can mess up something so basic and automatic, but this one manages to do it.
For all its problems, though, The Hottie & the Nottie provides a valuable service. It reminds us that no matter how bad a one-star movie might be, it could always be worse. This is worst.
6. The Glitter (2001)
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Glitter is a sappy, unintentionally hilarious songfest and a poor showcase for its star. This shameless rip-off of A Star Is Born follows the adventures of Billie Frank (Mariah Carrey), an aspiring singer who hopes to hit the big time in Manhattan’s 1980s dance club scene.
Out bar-hopping with her roommates Louise (Da Brat) and Roxanne (Tia Texada), Billie attracts the attention of second-rate producer Timothy Walker (Terrence Howard), who asks her to sing the vocals for a no-talent, lip-synching soul diva. Eventually, Walker is pushed aside by swaggering deejay Dice (Max Beesley), who persuades her to turn her production contract over to him.
Little does Dice realize that his own coup will be topped by some major talent in the industry, forcing this handsome young man--who has become her lover--to surrender his find to the big guys.
5. Your Highness (2011)
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Natalie Portman shouln't play in this movie in the first place, is she drunk when she signed for this movie.
a cruddy, half-assed fantasy movie parody in which nothing works and everybody seems to think making anti-gay jokes and weed references while wearing armor is just hilarious
A little funny but in a very stupid way, What's good about Your Highness? Nothing. There was not one image that was appealing in any manner. This was one of, if not the worst movie ever made. The writing was dead out awful, in other words could've wrote this picture. The acting was meant to be bad, however they performed poorly on purpose to the point that it was so bad it was hard to watch. Nothing in this movie is good. Nothing.
2011 was a heartbreaking year for fans of filmmaker David Gordon Green, who used to craft deep-feeling and hard-hitting dramas with a magical little spin (even his romance All The Real Girls feature some moments of off-kilter humor and whimsy). But after the success of Pineapple Express, everything changed, and Green’s bread and butter suddenly became big, commerical comedies that felt more like in-jokes with his pack of equally-as-talented friends than something mainstream audiences could enjoy, old fans be damned. A comedic send-up of 80s medieval films? Sounds good on paper, but what an unfunny snooze on-screen.
4. Meet The Spartans (2008)
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There are lots of abs and boobies, if that helps. But to be honest we'd advise watching a workout video over this. They have better storylines.
Meet the Spartans was a lackluster comedy, which had me smirking at the beginning of the film, and then after 30 minutes, had me looking at my watch to see when I could leave the theatre. Meet the Spartans is a parody movie that could have been quite entertaining if it stuck to spoofing just one or two films. However, the film did not seem content with doing this and instead took the quantity over quality approach and started to mock every genre of film under the sun, in the same style of Epic Movie and Date Movie.
Dire movie, dire costumes, and while Carmen Electra may look fetching in her white gown, Sean Maguire looks utterly ridiculous as King Leonidas. OK, his bod is pretty impressive (we don't remember Aiden having those abs...) but those pants look like they chafe. We hope he's got a job lot of talcum powder to ease his suffering
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